Dear Nieces.

I am sure, being the resourceful young people that you are, you will be able to find me here on my blog.

One thing I have to tell you… with all due respect and out of sheer concern, I am awfully horrified at the things you typed on your Facebook status update…

The English!!! Goodness! I’ve expected you to pick up Singlish and frivolous stuff like Viwawa… but… can I ask you to form proper English sentences please?

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Hor is Hor, not Horrrhxx.

LOL is LOL, not LAWLS.

You can be U, u or even better – YOU… NOT EUUUUU!

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Arggggh!

I… really don’t know what else to say. Please do not worry my sis (your mum) anymore with your grades ok? There are much better things to do online, like reading about nature, animals, news, Wikipedia… there’s a world of knowledge out there, beyond online kiddish games like Pet Society, or horrible online local yucky lingo…

Please, it’s not even BiGsMaLl caps anymore. This is totally something else.

At your age, I was able to write flowery compositions in good English and Chinese. Could you at least TRY?

“ii so ‘lan’ lo
eu all better than mii barhxx ???
haiiz as ii am jus an beginner…
BUT i sure ii will work HARDER!!!”

*faint*