Barffie The Whine Connoisseur

Bleah. I don’t know about you guys, but I sure do harbour some kind of disdain for Suzuki Swift drivers (essssspecially those with turbo!!! The yellow ones are also really bad!!!) on the roads.

They love to tailgate, even when I am going at 100km/hr on a relatively deserted stretch of highway. WHY ARE YOU MERE MILLIMETRES AWAY FROM MY ASS? If you find me slow, THEN OVERTAKE FROM THE LEFT LAH, NABEH!!!

They love to tailgate, and then swerve in and out of lanes dangerously close to your car and then speed up when you try to cut in front of them (of course I signaled properly!) and then slow down when you signal your intention to cut in to their lane BEHIND them.

NABEH NABEH! But the other day when Janise was in my car, she experienced the guai lan Barffie I was going at 100km/hr or so on AYE going towards Jurong and this idiot Swiiiiiffffttt decides to tailgate me (he was so close I couldn’t see his headlights in the rear view mirror anymore, and I almost could make out his face if not for the tinting) even though the road was very clear.

So I slowed down. To 80km/hr. Just as a bus was beside us on lane 2 (we were on lane 1 on the right) so he couldn’t overtake. And as he high-beamed me on the way out, I gave him a big grin and a cheerful wave.

WHEEE!!! TAKE THAT! He went out at the next exit. LOSER!!!

The other one is the new Honda Civic (1.8l that one lah!) drivers. BRRRRRR but that kind of drivers deserve another post on their own. BLEAH!~