Barffie The Whine Connoisseur

Yes. After the horrible day that was yesterday. I am beaten. This morning, as I squeezed myself into my jeans and my tee, everything felt so strained. I mean, my seams are straining to hold my flesh in! I won’t be a wee bit surprised if my jeans finally give way, and I’ll be walking around with a huge slit, like on a cheongsam.

I am just attempting to lose weight, so that I won’t have to change my entire wardrobe AGAIN. It’s expensive ok! And yeah, I would like to look better in photos on my big days. I don’t want to look like a blob in the photos for years to come.

Had a big fulfilling Caesar Salad from Coffee Bean for brunch. And I am happy. *rubs tummy happily* Yes I did eat the croutons. Fuck the South Beach Diet.

Update @ 12:46pm:
I was told that I was featured in today’s Digital Life, in Straits Times! OMG! Now the nation’s gonna read about my diet! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Can’t seem to find a copy of that in the office!

Update @ 1:02pm:
It’s an excerpt of my Shopping Guilt/Pleasure post. Spell my blog name wrongly some more. I hope my sister won’t be reading the copy of Digital Life tonight. I hope she doesn’t know it’s me. It’s very surreal to see your blog being featured in the newspapers. Alright. Must use proper Engrish liao. Hur hur. And no mention of my company, perhaps. Damn.