Barffie The Whine Connoisseur

Got this from a colleague

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“A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at Microsoft. The
HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test, which was to clean the
floor. After that the HR manager said “You are engaged, give me your
e-mail address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when
you will start”.

The man replied, ” I don’t have a computer, neither an email! ” “I’m sorry”,
said the HR manager, “if you don’t have an email, that means you do not
exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job”.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only
10US$ in his pocket. The man then decided to go to the supermarket and buy
a 10Kg tomato crate. He sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round.

In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$. The man realized
that he could survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and
return late. Thus, his money doubled and tripled day by day.

Shortly later, he bought a car, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man became one of the biggest food
retailers in the U. S. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided
to get life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and choose a
protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him for his email.
The man replied: “I don’t have an email”. The broker replied curiously,
“You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do
you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?”!!

The man thought for a while, and replied: “an office boy at Microsoft!”

“The moral of this story:
1- Internet is not the solution to your life
2- if you don’t have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
(That may be true in certain ways)
3- if you received this message by email, you are closer to be an office boy,
rather than a millionaire. (No offence)”

>>> Well it did make me think so a while…
But sometimes, luck is not always on your side…
The stroke of genius moment…
Let’s say if the guy offers to clear his neighbour’s toilet for a fee…
He could have been a tycoon of the sanitaryware industry or something!
I dunno la
toking crap
ahahhha